Drunk on dreams

Selfies · Best night of my life · Get drunk or die trying

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I’m trying to potty train him. I didn’t consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

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#lmao  

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japanesemodel:

Streetstyle: Chiharu Okunugi shot by Melodie Jeng

japanesemodel:

Streetstyle: Chiharu Okunugi shot by Melodie Jeng

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Debbie Harry at Coney Island during the making of Mutant Monster Beach Party  1977

Debbie Harry at Coney Island during the making of Mutant Monster Beach Party  1977

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saintlukas:

Madonna be like

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  • White anons be like: ¡jajaja as a Latino colored person I think you are being muy racist towards el blancos, hermano! Odio doesn't solve odio!
#what  

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people whose header is some shit like “WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND”

nobletrollop:

remember: platonic love is important. cherish your friends.

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escupir:




 We only said goodbye with words I died a hundred times You go back to her And I go back to black 



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escupir:

We only said goodbye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to black

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Elika just said she would shoot her mom in the face just to have sex with Joe Manganiello LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

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spacetea:




 pheromonerain:




 Just wait for it.




 fuck



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spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

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